Maggapajama

Physical Appearance
Maggay Gorilla is of the homosexual race, commonly confused with Homo sapiens. Gender, being a construct we all follow, doesn't apply to Magui. That's why their gender is swag with a hint of blink-182's Enema of the State album. More specifically, tracks one, three, and ten. Furthermore, due to an impulsive decision to follow a haircut tutorial on YouTube, Maggle's parents think she looks like one of the Ramones. (Honestly, they couldn't be closer to the truth.) She is most commonly seen pursing her lips and throwing daggers with her eyes.

Personality
Magaroni had a pony.

Magna Carta is a stressed, sarcastic dad-joker. Being unhealthily obsessed with the hit TV series Freaks and Geeks since middle school, some of her personality is adopted from a few of the characters. (Did somebody say Ken Miller and Bill Haverchuck?) Her humor is derived from having downloaded Tumblr onto her hand-me-down iPhone 5 in the seventh grade. Most of the time, she prefers to enjoy the silence and observe her environment. Of course, there is no critical thinking involved with the observations because her brain is the size of a pinky finger.

Biography
Mig wasn't always like this.

Early Childhood
One day, I just woke up alive. I never liked getting my teeth pulled out because that sheet always hurted. Regarding teeth, one day I sneezed and my tooth flew out. In another horrifying instance, I lost my tooth by falling off a swing and landing face-first onto a brick. Not only did my front tooth come out early, but I ripped my gums. I had a fat lip for a week. On another note, I had bangs. This defines what we call the "dark ages." One day, around the age of six, I came home from school and told my mom, "Mother, I would very much like for you to bestow upon me vangs." Once we returned to our humble abode, she sat me atop a dresser and told me to hold very still. Motor skills still developing, I was not able to do this. Of course, my bangs came out looking like a half bowl cut. Choppy as hell.

Interests and activities during this time included making my Barbies kiss, collecting roly-polies, cutting off my cousin's bangs, playing with matches, taking a trip to the ER because of an allergic reaction, and drinking a ton of chocolate milk.

Puberty
Yup. That happened. During this time, I was convinced that I was not a "girly girl." This meant that I disliked the color pink, braids, etc. Really, I just didn't feel like a girl. Now, I consider this my origin story. #toocool4gender

This is also when I discovered fandoms. A very notable one was the Warriors series by Erin Hunter. No, I didn't take it as far as roleplaying during recess. However, I did write fanfiction for OCs and watched an ungodly amount of MAPs.

High School (Less Puberty-stricken)
Saying "it's been a day" when thinking about what happened. Days like television.