Alice Kaing

A mostly useless moderator of server. One of the youngest yet also one of the oldest. Can't game for shit.

General Appearance
Probably wearing an outfit mainly composed of black. If she's in a fancy mood, maybe some earrings and a single ring. Alice's age is hard to determine due to the contrast between her physical appearance and her mental age score of 60 years old. She is not the image displayed in the infobox, however, she did buy the bucket hat displayed recently and has been planning to wear that sometime in the future in order to possibly de-age her mind. Nope, doesn't have a mom-bod or birth-giving hips, they're all adopted. Nowhere close to being physically fit with a mile time pretty close to 15 minutes. She's tall enough to bop those who are shorter on the head.

Personality
In the middle ground of murdering almost everyone or giving them all hugs. Uses the purple heart emoji exclusively when it comes to using the heart emoji at all. Wants to become hot or get some kind of glow up, but knows the reality that nothing is gonna happen unless she finds a goddamn sense of fashion. Tries to be the balance of the group and a mom to as many people as possible, although unintentional. Very strong moral compass, not sure if it's a good one, but it is what it is. Loves her oversized and confusing family, especially her granddaughter Arc. Loves KPOP way too much, but anime is a close second. Likes to think that she is open-minded and wouldn't mind doing your mom. Typical conversation including your mom jokes:

Person: I'm gonna do your mom

Alice: Then I'll do your dad in revenge

Person: NOOOOO nOt mY dA-

Alice: Boom, he's done. Time for your brother.

Typical Environment
She is typically found in her room or catching pokemon in the pokemon channel. Not really active, so it's not hard to lose track of her.

Exhibit 1:
"What could Ms. Schoniger possibly be doing at this hour?!" - Milkyee

"Mr. Barajas" - Alice

Exhibit 2:
"And then they got ass wrecked" - Alice & Arc @ the same time

Exhibit 3:
"skfjsvvj rslkt dlfkjtdk gdlfskjsglefkd jdlfksj dfskhj" - Alice

Exhibit 4:
"The flavor was definitely unholy" - Alice

Exhibit 5:
"Fuck that, I'm putting that as my fucking senior quote" - Alice